Dangerous STD spread unnoticed in 2004

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new,
virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted through dangerous, high
risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhoea Lectim and pronounced "
gonna re-elect him. " Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been
screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of infected
individuals include: Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of
grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive disonance, inability to
process new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to
accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced
bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,
tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all or nothing
behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas