Monday, November 06, 2006

Wacky Dream

Alright all you dream analysts out there, tell me what you think about THIS one!

So the dream starts on a moving train, I am there to meet my wife from an arranged marriage for the first time. I meet her, and somehow we are totally enamored with each other. She's short-ish, brown hair, and is wearing a black dress with white polka dots all over it. We talk to eachother for a bit then I say I'm going to get us some food from the dining car. When I come back she is asleep in our bed (we have a sleeper room you see) and I join her.

When we wake up we are at our honeymoon destination (viva Las Vegas baby!). However, this is where things go awry. As we're driving to our hotel on a windy road through ravines lined with steep cliffs and big boulders, I find myself falling asleep at the wheel and having a hard time controlling the vehicle. Eventually I have to pull over because I'm so damned tired and ask her to drive the rest of the way. She says sure, but ends up she's an awful driver who can't go faster than a few miles per hour (who knows). Eventually, I decide I'll just take a nap and then drive us the rest of the way.

When I wake up from my nap however, I'm in the woods off the side of the road, and standing about ten feet away is a non aggressive mountain lion. Of course I'm scared but then relax when the lion starts walking off. Why? Because he hears the sound of my wife yelling profanities at me for being such a lousy driver and not getting us to Vegas, blah blah blah.

POOF! I wake up thinking what the hell was that? And she was so nice too! Oh well, who knows what my brain was trying to tell me with that dream, is all so very strange you see.